आज के इस बाजारवादी दौर में कंटेंट वालों को भी मार्केटिंग के फंडों का इस्तेमाल करना पड़ रहा है। दरअसल, मार्केटिंग के फंडे सिर्फ कंपनियों को बिजनेस दिलाने के ही काम नहीं आते बल्कि खुद के जीवन को ज्यादा व्यावहारिक बनाने में भी मदद करते हैं। बुद्धिमान और समझदार लोग इन फंडों को चुपचाप आजमाते हैं और सुखी रहते हैं लेकिन बेचैन आत्माएं इन फंडों के बारे में अज्ञान धारण करने से बार-बार परेशान हुआ करती हैं। इन फंडों का स्रोत एक मेल है जो आजकल आपस में खूब फारवर्ड की जा रही है। तो इस मेल को आप भी बांचिए और हो सके तो थोड़ा बहुत सबक लीजिए….करियर को फायदा न मिले तो पैसे वापस…:)
This is a very cool way of explaining…A Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”….“That’s Direct Marketing“
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him”…“That’s Advertising“
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me”…“That’s Telemarketing”
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say : “By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me?…. “That’s Public Relations”
You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?”….”That’s Brand Recognition“
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face…..“That’s Customer Feedback”
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – J….“That’s demand and supply gap”
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him…..“That’s competition eating into your market share”
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives……“That’s restriction for entering new markets“
